Friday, March 7, 2008

Sex Tape

So, a friend tells me that he's heard there's a Jessica Simpson sex
tape about to be released. apparently it's from when she was still
married to Nick Simpson and was taken while they were staying in a
hotel.

so, of course I've got to google that. 'cause she's hot. And I suffer from the curse of extreme curiosity. But it's not available for free yet, and I refuse to pay for porn. and, then I run across all these other celebrity sex tapes. So many

that I had never heard of. Like Ashley Simpson's sex tape. Gena
Nolan's sex tape. Kevin Smith sex tape. And what's-her-name from the
High School Musical. Britney Spears (she has two) and on and on.

and I had to wonder- why hadn't they even shown up on the news gossip radar?have we grown so jaded about celebrities fucking on camera we don't even care anymore?which I think is a good thing, I think there should be more sex on tv and less murder. but that's just me, I guess.

or is it we've become wise to the gimmick? we know it's there to
jump up media attention now, we know it's just there to titillate us a
little bit more about one more person we shouldn't care about?

I"m thinking so. I mean, that nerdy dood from Saved by the Bell had a sex tape for chrissake!

We should stop paying attention to these people for being who they
are, sure they entertain us but we shouldn't be bound up in their
lives. We shouldn't be worried about who they are or are not fucking.
Or if they're having sex on camera. We should be worried about who
we're having sex with.

I mean, I don't worry too much about it. I know who I'm having sex with.

But the point still remains, we shouldn't care about who is fucking
whom. As long as it's consenting adults without any previous binding
legal and moral agreements with other adults about exclusivity.

I meant, if you're in a relationship and your partner isn't cool with the extra circular stuff don't fuck around.

And, at this point I am compelled to add, if you do have the full version of the Simpson sex tape, lemme know.

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